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Oh, yes, --- I write in a lot of genres, including Noir mystery and romantic western. I also re-tell traditional folk tales and make old fairy tales carefully cracked. I'm often awake very early in the morning. A cuppa, and fifteen minutes later I'm usually writing something. ;)

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

"Aye, Cap'n, Ma' m, # 1, --- Grace O' Malley...


     Anne Bonny and Mary Read weren't captains.  Grace O' Malley was.  She even met with the queen of England, Elizabeth I...

     She was nicknamed "Granuaille", which means bald, because she cut her hair short to appear more like a man.  She was said to be very resolute, stalwart and brave.

     Grace was born about 1530 in Connaught, on the west coast of Ireland.  Her father was a chieftain on Clare Island and at Belclare, and had ships that did fishing, trading and, --- pirating.  Grace went to sea as a young girl on them.  When she was sixteen she married Donal O' Flaherty, and moved to Donal's castle.  She had three children by him, but then, he died and Grace returned to her father, taking up the command of the O' Malley fleet.

     She married again.  This time to Richard Burke, another chieftain, and moved her base of operations to Rockfleet Castle in County Mayo.  This was her land home for the rest of the thirty seven years of her life.  (You can still see Rockfleet Castle today on the damp, windy coast of Ireland.)

     Clew Bay was where Grace anchored her fleet. whose ships were galleys, having oars, besides sails.  Ireland was under the rule of the English, whose queen was the formidable Elizabeth Tudor.  British aristocratic officials exerted an terribly oppressive rule on the Irish.  (Everyone knows this, I guess.)  So, the local Irish chieftains were constantly in rebellion.  This rebellion included Grace, naturally.  Grace's ships also, being piratical, preyed upon Irish chieftains and Irish merchants.  In the 1570s arguments against her by the merchants caused the governor of Connaught, Sir Edward Fitton, to send an expedition against her.  But, Grace's forces beat them back.

    Her husband Richard died in 1583 and Grace realized she was in trouble because, according to Irish tradition, a wife had no right to her husband's lands.  So, she raided and raided and raided again.  The man who succeeded Sir Edward Fitton as governor, Richard Bingham, became very upset about this and sent a mighty force against her, impounding her fleet at Clew Bay.  In answer to this Grace, in desperation, sent a missive to Elizabeth the queen.

     Elizabeth granted her an audience.  They met at Greenwich palace in September of 1593.  Grace promised to defend Elizabeth's lands from all her enemies.  She must have really impressed the queen because a few days later Elizabeth sent a letter to Richard Bingham to "sort out some maintanence for the rest of her living for her old years".  (Elizabeth was a very canny woman and could be a bit unscrupulous; this was NOT the first time she'd dealt with pirates, of course...  Remember Francis Drake?)

     Grace O' Malley died about 1603 at Rockfleet.  Her son Tibbot then faithfully continued Grace's promise to defend Queen Elizabeth.  

               

How And Where Pirates Were Executed, --- Ah, The Poor, Rousty Devils!...

      In The Golden Age Of Piracy, which lasted only about forty years, between about 1690 to about 1730, pirates caught would be tried, usually very publicly, the notices of the events tacked up on posts, for a trial of a pirate, especially a very notorious one, was considered great entertainment.  Indeed, riotous mass executions of whole crews, sometimes took place.  The biggest recorded amount of pirates executed was at Cape Coast, Africa in 1722, when fifty four pirates of "Black Bart" (Bartholomew) Roberts' crew were hanged.

     Pirates, caught by the English would be tried by the Admiralty often at the Crown Court on Old Bailey Street in London.  If found guilty they would be taken to Execution Dock in Wappling, on the banks of the Thames, above the lower water mark.  A chaplain would say a short prayer and then the accused pirate would have his chance to speak his mind.  One pirate said (and it's often been quoted) that he suffered great regret; --- he regretted that he didn't rob and plunder more, do more damaged to everything and all, if he was going to be hanged for it anyway!

                       

     According to Maritime Law, the pirate's body would be left for a day and a half, to be "washed by the tide". Then, it would be taken off the gibbet and, perhaps, buried in a common grave, without a marker.  Sometimes, as a grisly warning to all, the body would be tarred to preserve it a bit; then, it would suspended in a cage of chains until it rotted and it's eyes were partially pecked out by crows.  (This is what happened to Captain William Kidd's body, which was on display for years.)

                     

     Here are some of the recorded executions: 13 pirates of Blackbeard's crews in Williamsburg, Virginia (March 1718), Captain Stede Bonnet and 30 pirates of his crew in Charleston, North Carolina (October 1718), "Calico" Jack Rackham and 9 pirates in Kingston, Jamaica, (1720), Captain Charles Vane and a fellow pirate in Kingston, Jamaica (March 1722), Captain Harris and 36 men at Newport, Rhode Island (July 1723), Captain Finn and 5 men at Antigua, West Indies (1723), 11 pirates of the crew of Captain George Lowther, on Saint Kitts Island (November 1723), Captain Gow and 7 men at Execution Dock, London (May 1725), Captain Lyne and 19 men at Curacoa (1726).

     All these executions of often renowned pirates were the beginnings of the end of The Golden Age Of Piracy.
     

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Re-told Tale: The Boy Who Wanted The Leprechaun Gold...


Now, the leprechaun is a very clever little faerie, a faerie shoemaker, actually.   But, he only works on one shoe, never two.  And, he likes to sit under the big leaves of the burdocks, humming or giggling himself, which is just what he was doing when a young man from Limerick grabbed him...


     "Lemme go!," the leprechaun screamed.

     "No!," the young man, whose named was Billy, replied.  "I know you have a pot of gold hidden somewhere that you'll give to me to get your freedom!"

     "No!  Ye can't have me gold, ye greedy fool!"
     "I know if I take my eyes off you you'll disappear, so I'll keep looking at you and I'll hold onto you till you tell me where your gold is!"

     "Never!  LEMME GO!"

     Yet, although he wiggled and wiggled the leprechaun couldn't get free of Billy's strong grip.  Finally, he sighed.  "Okay.  Okay...  If ye let me go I'll tell ye where I keep me gold."

     "No, you show me first, THEN I'll let you go."

     "Yer a smart lad, Billy.  Alright, I'll take ye there."

     And, the leprechaun told Billy where to carry him, to a field of clover in blossom.  In the middle of the field the leprechaun told Billy to stop.  He pointed to the ground at Billy's feet.  "If ye dig down six feet you'll find me pot o' gold.  Now, lemme go!   And see, I'll tie a red string around the stem of this little white blossom right over the spot so you'll know where to dig when ye come back with yer shovel.  Okay?"

     Billy scratched his chin.  "Alright, I guess.  I'll let you go."

     And, he did.  Quick as the blink of an eye, the leprechaun disappeared.  But, Billy looked down at the red garter and grinned.  He'd be rich.  He ran back to his shed to get a shovel.  When he returned to the field of clover he threw down the shovel and started to swear mightily as he looked out over the vista of beautiful little white flowers.  Every one had a red string around it's stem.  Billy thought he could hear the leprechaun laughing and laughing nearby.  "Uh-uh-UH!!...  Ye can't have me gold!"

                                                     


Saturday, March 5, 2016

Whatever IS In the Oak Island Money Pit???...


     It's such a mystery that it's been hard for a lot of people to leave it alone!  What's in there, --- ANYWAY???...

     For hundreds of years the Pit, on an island off the coast of Nova Scotia, has defied discovery.  Digging deep into the earth, bits of coconut fiber were found. Of course, coconut fiber is native to the tropics, not Canada.  Then, ninety feet down a stone with strange writing was discovered.  An expert claimed to have decoded it.  He said it read: "Forty feet below is buried a million pounds."  But, no money was found.... The Pit kept filling with water.  Some of the water was salty sea water, leaking continuously into the deep, deep hole.  An auger was put into the Pit.  It came up with gold flecks stuck to it.  A camera was lowered into the Pit.  It photographed chests of something.

     Fascinating, and promising...  But, the Pit is either so booby trapped by a genius or geniuses or the result of the natural collapsing of soggy sand and numerous sink holes on Oak Island, that nothing can be brought up.  And, six people died of poisoning when gases leaked up out of the deep, deep hole.

    The question, of course, IS why would whoever designed it make such elaborate efforts to hide an object or objects if they weren't extremely valuable?  Some think maritime engineers designed the very frustrating thing.  Here are some theories as to what lies in the Pit:

     PIRATE TREASURE ---  Captain William Kidd was rumored to have buried treasure somewhere.  In fact, a small amount of his gold was discovered shallowly buried in Cherry Tree field on Gardiner Island off the coast of Long Island, New York.  This treasure was dug up and sent to England.  But, it's thought that he did bury more.  A legend says that one of Kidd's crewmen whispered on his death bed that Kidd "buried a treasure east of Boston".  Another pirate captain, Henry Avery, a pirate who was never caught, was supposed to have met with other pirates with the intention of making "a bank".  In "A General History Of The... Notorious Pirates", by Captain Charles Johnson, the flamboyant Blackbeard was recorded as saying that there was a treasure hidden so well that "only he and Satan could ever find it".

     Hmmm...  But...  Would most pirates bother to save anything of value that they stole?  They were horrendous spendthrifts who practically threw their coins away on wild entertainments.  One pirate paid a girl fifty pieces of eight to dance naked on a table.  A month later he was pennyless, sold into indenture to pay his debts.

     But, wait, now it gets really bizarre...  Maybe what's buried in the Pit is:

     MARIE ANTOINETTE'S JEWELS...

     Or, THE HOLY GRAIL or SECRETS OF THE FREEMASONS or of THE KNIGHT TEMPLARS...

     Or, even, LOST MANUSCRIPTS OF SHAKESPEARE, proving that his works were actually written by Francis Bacon.

     Surely, the Oak Island Money Pit is one of the biggest mysteries on the planet.

Friday, March 4, 2016

Rice Is Nice For Aches & Pains...


     Warriors can get pretty bruised up.  Getting knocked off your horse during a jost is rough.  Muscles can get strained from daily sword fighting.  But, then, every day 21st century life, apart from time travel, can be physically exhausting too.

     This is something that might help and can be made in minutes.  Take a bag of uncooked rice.  Pour it in a sock so that the sock is filled, but not too tightly.  The rice should be able to shake a little and the sock should be flexible. Tie a knot in the end of the sock.

     Put the sock in the microwave and heat it till it's nice and warm.  Place it on the back of your sore neck, or on the small of your back, etc. ...  Ahhhhhhhhhhh...  Lovely.
                         

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Easy To Make Herbal Astringent For Normal To Oily Skin...

     This is very easy to make, but you will need fresh herbs.  Dried ones won't do...   To a quart bottle add 1/3 qt. witch hazel and 1/3 qt. plain vodka.  Take 1/3 qt. water, heat to boiling add, slightly crushed, a bunch of fresh lavender, lemon balm, spearmint or peppermint, a handful of honeysuckle blossoms or rose petals and a little orange peel.  Boil till you begin to smell the herbs.  Remove from fire and cool.  Strain.  Pour this cooled liquid into the quart bottle of witch hazel and vodka.  Use this astringent to clean and refresh your skin by wetting a cotton ball and applying it, especially nice in the summer when you keep it in your frig.

               

             
           

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

From My Novel, "PIRATE HEART", --- Ellie Meets Wild Jack O' Leary & His Parrot...



                  
     

“I’m Elwood S-smith.  He's Jeremiah Dodds.  W-would you know where we can book passage on a fast ship to Santa Catalina?”

     Jack laughed.  “Iffin you have the price me ship the Finola be taking you there almost fast as a gull flies!”  Ellie scooped some golden coins from her pouch, putting them in his hands.  

     Jack blinked a few times, long black lashes sweeping his bright eyes.  “Ah, the sound o’ gold ringing in me pocket has great charms!  You gots yourself a ship and a smashing good cap’n.”  He stood, tall as Will.  He put out a lean brown hand.  “Jack O’ Leary, Wild Jack some calls me.  We leaves immediate after I gives Alice me attention.”

     “Oh, of c-course, ---n-naturally, ---s-sure, --- ah, y-yes!,” Ellie babbled.  

     Jack rushed into the shack.  Jeremiah looked at Ellie, puzzled, as she sat down heavily on the wooden crate, puffing her cheeks.  Ellie took a few gulps of ale from the mug that Jack set on the ground .  Jeremiah suddenly drew back, his eyes huge.  He had seen Ellie’s shirt and jacket gaping for a moment showing the roundness of a breast.  “Lord Almighty, you’re a girl!”

     Ellie grinned up at him.  “Woman.”

     “Why are you hiding your pretty self in boy’s clothes?”

     “Because it’s safer to travel alone disguised as a boy.”

     He rubbed the back of his head.  "Your femaleness won‘t matter to Cap‘n O‘Leary considering how rich you be.”

     “Not if he’s a pirate and I think he is!”

     Jeremiah laughed.  Jack came through the doorway, Alice’s arm in his.  “Me dearie, give this sailor a final buss, aye?”  He pursed his lips comically and leaned down to her.  She reached up, throwing her arms around his neck.  “Jack, you be the sweetest man!”

     “Alice, dinna let anybody destroy your natural beauty o’ spirit, most generous you be.”

     “A bit aged.  They calls me Ancient Alice.”

     Jack frowned.  “The old puglouses, that be harsh!  The oldest violins plays the most beautious music!  You be a tropical Stadivarius.”

     Alice kissed his cheek.  “Will you be shipping out soon, Jack?  I never knowed a handsome rolling stone to stay put.”

     “I be leaving today with these gentlemen.”  He waved toward Ellie and Jeremiah.

     Jeremiah grinned.  “Cap’n, look closer at Elwood.”

     Jack stepped back a little, pushing up the brim of his hat, grinning  “Ha!  You be a bit strange and large in the chest for a boy and pretty round lower down.  Be you done by some roguish swain and moving along to sweet motherhood, lass?”

     Ellie looked at the ground.  “Yes.”

     Jeremiah backed up a couple of paces, fear in his eyes.  “You’re gonna have a baby?  When?”  

     Ellie laughed.  “”In about five months.”

     “You be big for as far along as you be, lass.”

     “Oh, you know so much about it, Jack?”

     “I been at more than one woman’s lying in.  Could you possible be having twins?”

     Ellie gasped.  “What?”

     “You heard me, lass.  Twins runs in some families, like mine for instance.”

     Ellie had a sneaking suspicion.  “Your family?”

     Jack grinned, the sun sparkling furiously off his gold tooth.  Ellie noticed gray pearl studs in his ears too.  “Aye, me half brother Timmy were a twin, only one o’ them what survived birth, but he died o’ consumption when he were but a tyke.  ‘T was shortly after me ma hanged.  I heard o’ that, but did nay see it.  I been in Newgate set to die meself for stealing a sack o’ potatoes.  I escaped though, obvious, for here I stands a man, hale an’ hearty.”

     Ellie squinted at him.  “Do you have a half brother Will?”

     “Aye, me younger brother Will.  He been me ma’s legal child, her being married to Clive Burton.  I be the son o’ Liam Curry, a by-blow and proud o’ it for me da were a kind man, but that Clive Burton be a wicked old maggot, even with his lordly background.  Me ma were a raging beauty, her flashing eyes dark secrets, her hair a shining black river and her skin like buttery toffee.  Will went to sea too, must be the wild blood in the whelps o’ the lovely Mary O’Leary!”

     Jeremiah looked excited.  “You’re a pirate like your brother Black Will!”

     “Sure.  Say, you dinna look so well, Missy.”  Jack grabbed Ellie’s arm as she swayed on her seat.

     “I’ll be alright.”

      "What be your name?”

     “Ellie Strickland.”

     “Howdy-do, Miss Ellie.”  He bent over her hand.  His velvety lips touched the back of it.  Just like Will’s, the beautiful eyes were dramatically set over broad and high cheekbones.  “Let me help you up,”  He put a gentle hand under her elbow.  “Sometimes a woman with child faints.  Does you want me to carry you?”

     Ellie brushed her shirt down over her belly, picked up her jacket.  “No, I can walk.”

     “You knows me brother well?”  His eyes went to her belly.  

     Ellie lifted her chin proudly.  “I do.”

     Alice came toward them holding three foaming glasses of ale.  Ellie accepted her’s gladly.  Jack and Jeremiah drained theirs completely.  One taste and Ellie did the same.  It was the best ale she’d ever had.  Alice grinned.  “I makes that.  It be how I mostly supports meself, selling it to taverns.”

     “It’s delicious, Alice, many thanks!”

     “Shaw, Miss, you be too kind.  I uses me granny’s recipe.  She were from Bavaria where they be genius about beers.  I has five sons, no daughters.  I could nay help overhearing ye talking about Will.”

     Ellie sighed.  “Yes, I’m trying to catch up with him.  That’s why I need a fast ship.”

     Jack picked up a long musket leaning against the shack.  “We be going.”  He slung it behind his big square shoulders, one knobby wrist hanging over each end.  Alice gave him a last kiss and Jack practically galloped off.  Ellie and Jeremiah had a hard time keeping up with him, but they saw his broad brimmed hat, it’s mass of colorful feathers bobbing through the open air market. 

     Soon they were standing in front of Jack’s orange ship.  He put his hands on his hips, and laughed. “The color o’ me Finola be a bit original.  I had three buckets of paint, nay enough o’ one color so I mixed them together and they covered her just fine!”

     Jeremiah's eyes danced as he watched the activity on deck, the bare-chested, barefoot crew swarming all over the Finola. 

     “Let’s go!”  Jack strode up the gangplank.  He told his men they’d be leaving soon and some of them went to get extra provisions. 

     “Our heading, Cap’n?”

     “Santa Catalina, Mister Pettigrew.  This be Ellie Strickland and Jeremiah Potts.”  Jack rubbed his chin.  “There be no private quarters for females here.  Me crew sleeps under the stars.  Being exhausted by the day’s work some will nay bother you, but I can nay guarantee the behavior o’ such rowdy sea dogs.  You be welcome to share me cabin.”

     Ellie eyed him suspiciously.  He chuckled.  “I swears I will nay touch you, at least I’ll nay this even.”

     Ellie kicked his shin.  He jumped back, rubbing his leg.  “You dinna had to do that!”

     “I did!  Keep your place, Captain O’Leary, and I accept your offer of space in your cabin.”

     Jack put out both palms as if to fend her off.  “Forgive me.  And, come this way, queenie.”

     Eliie narrowed her eyes at being called ‘queenie’, but she nodded.  “Thank you.”

     Jeremiah pulled her arm toward him.  “You don’t have to stay with him.  You can sleep next to me on the deck.  I won’t let any pirates get you.”

     Ellie was touched.  She patted Jeremiah’s shoulder.  “You’re a good friend, but I can handle myself.”

     Jeremiah looked at Jack’s wide back as he walked away carrying Ellie’s sack.  “I hopes so.”

     Ellie smiled.  “Don’t worry.”

     Jack opened the door to his cabin.  Ellie stepped inside.  It was very different from Will’s elegant quarters on the Sea Wife.  There was only a cot with several blankets and a stool nailed to the floor. A journal, pot of ink and a quill were on the floor.  A big chest stood upright against the wall, a mug and a wooden board with a few crusts of bread and a stone bottle on it.  A tin bucket was in the corner.  In a wooden crate were neatly folded clothes.

     “I’ll get you a cot, Miss Ellie.  The cooks rings a bell fer meals.  You can eat your share on deck or bring it here.  I has me duties as cap’n now.”  Jack gallantly swept his hat off his head and left.  Ellie sighed, sitting on the cot.

     “AWKK!”  A scarlet macaw jumped from behind the chest, strutted across the cot arrogantly, turned and gazed at her with his cold white eyes.  “AWKK!”  The parrot spread his wings threateningly, bobbing his head up and down.  “CLAM BRAIN!  COW PIMPLE!  RUN HER THROUGH THE GIZZARD, LADS!”  

     Ellie rushed out the door, slamming it hard.  She ran to Jack, grabbed his arm.  “There’s a huge parrot in your cabin!”

     Jack turned.  “Oh, you met Fury.  He be me first mate, although since he be avian the crew thought I should make it honorary-like.”

     “Maybe Fury could stay on deck while I’m traveling with you.”

     Jack rubbed his chin.  “Nay, ' t would upset him.  Besides, Fury be good company.  He talks, does tricks.  I been trying to teach him polite things like, thank you and howdy-do, but he nay wants to learn them.  Guess he gots a black heart!  I picked him up on Martinque, came right down to me hand, sweet boy!  The crew thinks he be tamed before because he be so gentle.”  Jack laughed.  

     “Gentle!,” Ellie mumbled.  “You actually have a parrot!.”

     Jack frowned.  “Aye.  Where does you think I gets feathers for me hat?”

     “From Fury.”

     “You think so?”

     “Don’t mock me!  Do you want me to kick you again?”

     “Damn me eyes, you be an evil-tempered wench!”  He stepped back.  “Me brother Will dinna try to train the obstinate out o’ you?”

     “He tried.”

     “He was nay too successful.”

     “Not very.  Jack, does Fury bite?”

     “Sure, he bites all sorts o’ things, fruit, seeds, nuts.  He be a fool for pineapple and he relishes his morning tea.  He nay be tasting fingers usual, but watch your digits around him, even so!”  Jack laughed and laughed.  Ellie DID want to kick him again!