"Mermaids," --- 1990...

Loved Cher in this movie!!!... I remember when Mrs. Flax handed out sample tubes of toothpaste for Trick Or Treat. Lol. ;) >>>

Quotes from Mrs. Flax: "Don't be ridiculous. A real woman is NEVER too old." >>> "He was on a swim team. He was going to tryout for the Olympics. I was the hotel maid. One night I delivered more than the towels." >>> "Twenty-six and cute as a button. Too bad you're going to be a nun, Charlotte." >>> Mrs. Flax: "How do I look?" Charlotte: "Like a woman going forth in sin." Mrs. Flax: "Good. That's exactly the look I was going for." >>> "Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long." >>> "Charlotte, you drive like old people make love." >>> "When you're pregnant you're feet swell."